Bioshock 2

"I'm so meta, even this acronym"

Quote from XKCD

And another thing...
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sezso
I just want to say that kissing someone after they've just thrown up? Completely gross. Stop doing it fandom. That is not the moment to kiss someone. OMG.

Edit 2/7/13: Wow, I am super tired of spam being posted as comments to this entry. WHY THIS ONE? Hopefully by blocking comments it'll stop.

In the continuing saga...
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sezso
Dec 23 12:15 I am continuing to be completely irrational about this because now that post titles are back, I have forgiven all other transgressions that LJ has ever made. That's probably a bad policy but I just missed them SO MUCH. Don't ever leave me post titles.

Edit: Also, holy crap, this means they meant it when they said that they were paying close attention to our feedback. Have they ever done that before?

Dec 29 It took me a week but I finally figured out that all the comms I live on have apparently magicked their pages to be the old format. Don't know how, didn't look into it. Guess this means I gave LJ way too much credit. Should've known better.

WHAT DID LJ JUST DO
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sezso
OMFG WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THE COMM I WAS READING? Did LJ update in the last five minutes? Did I miss something important here?

I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANT TO DIE.

And no, fuck you, I'm not going to stop overreacting. Lots of overreacting is gonna happen up in here. I'M GOING TO MARRY MY OVERREACTION I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

....

1:25 It's now 8 minutes later, that's totally enough time to calm down and be rational about this. Good news! I no longer want to die.

I WANT THE NEW COMMENT PAGES TO DIAF. WHERE ARE THE TITLES OF THE POSTS? WHY CAN I NOT SEE THEM IN COLLAPSED MODE THAT IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

1:41 *Sean Connery voice* Our situation has not improved! >:(

I for one, welcome our new overlord.
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sezso
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard. That is all.

Writer's Block: Paging Al Gore
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sezso
Would you give up the Internet for $10 million? (this is for the rest of your life.)


NEVER. The very idea sends shivers of horror down my spine. If I could leave my corporeal body behind and crawl into the internet, I'd think about it.

I'm not addicted, what are you talking about? *shifty eyes*

My life is just a series of untils...
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sezso
Two more months until Skyrim.

Six more until Mass Effect 3.

Eight more until Avengers.

Twenty-two until Thor 2.

*sigh*

Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel, different Bat Show!
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sezso
So the DC reboot is definitely getting money from me. I totally understand why people are mad about it, and I'm not convinced that it's going to go well. It's just...

I can get in on the bottom floor, ya know? Potentially. If it goes well. And that's exciting! I've always wanted to be a comic nerd but it was intimidating and now I have a way to get started. So I'm starting with the Bat family (Dick Grayson is one of my favorite characters pretty much ever).

I've been reading Marvel's Loki comic too. It's amazing. He's been reincarnated as a kid and he's adorable. He's devious and mischievous but physically vulnerable and he adores Thor. He's also trying to be a good guy, kind of. His morals are still kind of gray, so it keeps it interesting. And he's hilarious. Also, the art is completely gorgeous.

I also preordered Mass Effect 3.

Video games and comics. I am pleased with the depth of my nerdiness. :-D


As for real life, I nearly got fired for being late. I'm on probation right now and I need to get my ass in gear. I think I can manage it but... I'm having trouble. Being a real girl is difficult for me. I'm much better at being depressed and anxious and hiding from the world.

School is going wellish though so that's something.

HEY. fresica! Where's my letter? I want to write you back! :(

To love fandom is the beginning of a livelong romance
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sezso
I ran across one of those typical fandom opinions held by non-fandomers and instead of causing anger or what have you, I was just reminded once again how much better fandomers are than non-fandomers. It's such an awesome place to be, if I could crawl into the internet and leave my physical form behind, I totally would. Is that creepy and weird? It's probably creepy and weird. I'm not worried though. I'm positive there's way weirder out there. It's fandom. XD

Also, holy crap. Stumbleupon is srsly awesome. Why did I not get it years ago? NOW I CAN LOOK AT CATS ALL DAY.

P.S. I need a new mood theme. I <3 Sherlock but I'm BORED. I think he'd understand. XD Suggestions?

Tales of Fingers
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sezso
So I work a shipping store that does electronic fingerprinting and then we send the prints electronically to the FBI who check them against their database. Then people can get their clearance to be nurses and teachers or adopt kids or whatever they need it for. Work does a lot of other stuff but I'm the technician for the fingerprinting so I spend a lot of my day holding hands with 30 to 50 strangers. It's a lot less strange than that sounds actually. I'm pretty good at being professional about it. There's just some real odd things that happen. And annoying ones.

And then the construction workers who come in, man, I kind of hate them. They have terrible prints to begin with, their hands are all banged up and so they're degraded, but they come in with dirty hands! They're like, "oh does that matter?" And I'm like... not only does it matter, but I don't really want to touch you, okay?

Mostly people are really patient though. I feel super bad when someone with bad prints comes in and I have to spend like 20 minutes trying to get them to go through. But most of the time people tell me that I'm the fastest they've ever been printed. Which makes me pretty proud.

Here's the best part of all this though, okay. The other day, okay, this guy comes in and no lie, his name was Sebastian Moran. I almost couldn't contain myself. I wanted to ask if he knew Moriarty, but I was afraid the joke would fall flat. BUT I KNEW YOU'D ENJOY IT INTERNET. XD

No life to be had here
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sezso
Stole this from fresica. SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, post to your LJ and paste this as a note. Then, put +'s next to the films you've seen, add them up, and use your number as the header.

(+) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean
(+) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(+) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(+) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 5

(+) The Princess Bride
(+) Anchorman
(+) Napoleon Dynamite
(+) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(+) 50 First Dates
(+) The Princess Diaries
(+) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 7

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
( ) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 0


(+) Harry Potter 1
(+) Harry Potter 2
(+) Harry Potter 3
(+) Harry Potter 4
(+) Harry Potter 5
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(+) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(+) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 7


(+) Finding Nemo
(+) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(+) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(+) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total: 4


( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(+) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total: 1


(+) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(+) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
(+) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(+) Flubber
Total: 4


( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(+) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(+) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total: 2


( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(+) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(+) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(+) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 3


( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(+) Ice Age
(+) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 2


(+) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(+) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(+) Maid in Manhattan
( ) War of the Worlds
(+) Rush Hour
(+) Rush Hour 2
Total: 5


( ) Best Bet
(+) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(+) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(+) Ever After
(+) Wizard of Oz
(+) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(+) The Terminator
(+) The Terminator 2
(+) The Terminator 3
Total: 8


(+) X-Men
(+) X-2
(+) X-3
(+) Spider-Man
(+) Spider-Man 2
(+) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(+) The Little Mermaid
(+) Freaky Friday
(+) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(+) Shrek
(+) Shrek 2
Total: 11


(+) Swimfan
(+) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(+) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(+) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(+) The 40-year-old Virgin
Total: 5



(+) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(+) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(+) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(+) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(+) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(+) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 6


( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(+) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total: 1


( ) The Jacket
(+) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(+) Monsters Inc.
Total: 2


(+) Titanic
(+) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(+) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total: 3

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(+) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(+) Hook
(+) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total: 3


(+) Kill Bill vol 1
(+) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total: 2

(+) Star Wars Ep.I The Phantom Menace
(+) Star Wars Ep.II Attack of the Clones
(+) Star Wars Ep.III Revenge of the Sith
(+) Star Wars Ep.IV A New Hope
(+) Star Wars Ep.V The Empire Strikes Back
(+) Star Wars Ep.VI Return of the Jedi
(+) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(+) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 8


(+) The Matrix
(+) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
(+) Evil Dead
(+) Evil Dead 2
(+) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total: 5

Grand Total: 94

Man, fresica had 107! I blame the fact that I can't watch horror films (too much of a wimp).
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